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beauty bacon

The mark made when accidentally touching a heated beauty appliance like a curling iron or straightener to one's neck, jaw, ear or other non hair body part, especially if making it causes a sizzle and/or aroma like cooking bacon.
No, that's not a hickey, just some beauty bacon from when I slipped with the curling iron this morning. Sometimes I suck at this girl stuff!
by PurplePirate April 19, 2015
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bacon number

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.
Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.
by Shelbyninja November 22, 2011
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Bacon butty

An amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure. A bun, buttered perfectly on both sides, filled with mounds of hot crispy bacon.
"I had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter"
by Olivia E November 5, 2006
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Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
by the shiny elf November 12, 2011
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Weighing of the Bacon

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.
by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013
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bacon salt

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself
the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us
by reetle August 28, 2008
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The Bacon Way

Finding new ways to hammer nails into ones dick.
This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.
by J-Hawt March 30, 2020
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