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White Australian

Swine like inhabitants of modern Australia who usurped the island continent by myth of Terra Nullius. Often referring themselves as “just as native as Aborigines (original Australians) because they’re born here. Can be easily shot down by querying feral cats are born here too but you would never describe them as native.

Racist pigs who lack knowledge and appreciation for any REAL culture other than American. Selfish, greedy, spiteful, ugly and ignorant race.
Yano that cunt Bill? He’s a real white Australian
by BigBadBuddah February 7, 2018
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australian rules football

a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about
random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"
by sad truth July 12, 2009
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Australian

Being Australian isn't much different from being Canadian.
by Bigposer January 19, 2010
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Australian tequila shot

Taking a shot of tequila by: (in this order)

1. Snorting a line of salt.
2. Taking the shot.
3. You or a friend squirting lime into your eye.

Also known as a, "suicide tequila shot."
"Hey Ryan, Austin, Sean! Lets all take Australian tequila shots!"

"Only with Patron will I ever take another Australian tequila shot."
by M. J. Smith January 23, 2008
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Australian Bowtie

When you rub your sweaty balls on tissue paper and tie it around a friend's car's door handle.
My friends hacked my facebook so I gave them each an Australian bowtie.
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Australian Rules Football

Australian rules football is the greatest sport on Earth. With 18 teams competing in Australia’s most popular sporting competition the Australian Football League, highly powerful and athletic players clash for the yearly premiership and for their passionate supporters. Not just national, but local football is also very intense as people come from far and wide to unleash the passion for their club. Australian rules football is the game for everyone, and is growing in popularity overseas in Oceania, Asia, Europe, North America and the United Kingdom.
My mate Jimmy follows Australian rules football, and him and all of his mates reckon it is the greatest sport in the world. Because it is!

If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide
by Crowsfan91 December 15, 2018
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australian flapjack

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".
Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!
by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007
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