Poop Attack

When shit flies.

it's rainin' poop, allelujia.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

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text message heart attack

Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.

I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!

by Lauren I. September 5, 2008

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Daedalus Attack

1. When you punch your enemy in the face with the fist of an aircraft carrier. The fist then opens up for massive missile spam.

2. When you anally fist a woman holding a handful of cayenne pepper and open your fist, releasing the cayenne pepper into her anus.

Max used the Daedalus Attack to defeat the Zentradi, and then he used it on his wife that night!

by J. Arthur Studjenshweimar June 10, 2009

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Steal An Attack Walrus

To do something in a way that (though it may not be at all necessary) is incredibly awesome.

To choose what is awesome over what is 'right'.

1) Dude 1: "hey man you want an apple or an orange?"
Dude 2: *Eats own head*
Dude 1: "OMG, you just totally stole an attack walrus"

2) Dude 1: "My GF just dumped me I'm going to set off a tonne of nuclear warheads whilst sitting in a bunker ontop of them and blast myself out of the atmosphere"
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't steal an attack walrus"

by Ambition The Walrus Tamer August 22, 2009

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