Palmer, Alaska

The greatest place ever. Period. Home of the Alaska State Fair, lots of weed, fuck-ups galore, Kwik Mart ice cream (after the remodeling), and Pioneer Pizza. Thank the Lord for Pioneer Pizza.

Dude, let's go to Palmer and get stoned.

by Meh. Go Away. May 8, 2005

Alaskan Snow Blower

While getting a blowjob the man sprinkles cocaine on the pubic hair region so his partner can snort cocaine

I gave that bitch an alaskan snow blower last night what a coke whore

by apricotalan May 13, 2010

Alaskan Spear-Thrower

this is a type of sex when a guy stands on a sofa, bed or any elavated surface, and jumps off attempting to place his wang i.e. penis into the womans vagina or asshole

i broke my dick attempting the alaskan spear-thrower

by Jacob Morales April 23, 2007

alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Disasta from Alaska

Insulting nickname for Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, and Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican Party. So named for her lack of intelligence, her right wing radical views, and the fact that she is a complete and total drag on McCain's campaign for President. Like, a disaster...

The fact that the nickname rhymes is just a cool co-incidence.

Joe: Are you voting for McCain?
Bob: You crazy? I don't want the Disasta from Alaska as Vice President!! She's as dumb as a bag of hammers!!

by Precious999 December 9, 2008

Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.

Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.

by H T H August 29, 2007

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010