Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 2, 2023
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Thing 1: You listen to country music?
Thing 2: Yes I do but lately I want to know more about Hip Hop culture. I hear it's fascinating.
Thing 1: Here sign these papers so you can take the Hip Hop Assimilation class and learn about Hip Hop properly.
Thing 2: Is there a registration fee?
Thing1: 50 dollars when turned in on time. 100 dollars late registration. Food will be provided.
Thing 2: Yes I do but lately I want to know more about Hip Hop culture. I hear it's fascinating.
Thing 1: Here sign these papers so you can take the Hip Hop Assimilation class and learn about Hip Hop properly.
Thing 2: Is there a registration fee?
Thing1: 50 dollars when turned in on time. 100 dollars late registration. Food will be provided.
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The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.
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