assalanche

A massive bowel movement that bowels out of you much the same way an avalanche slides down a mountain destroying everything in its path.

Guy 1: Dude you blew up the toilet, what did you do in there?

Guy 2: It was an assalanche, what can i say?

by chumpfong July 15, 2009

assclown

one who always has his head in his ass...this name was given to a girl that was always saying annoying and stupid things

Jenn, ure a stupid assclown
Jenn the assclown did not know what she was saying

by Suck my dick..tionary October 21, 2006

Assblasting

Assblasting is used before another bad words

"SHES SUCH AN ASSBLASTING ASSHOLE"

by The random hobo under your hou September 11, 2019

assclitsax0r

Just a really messed up form of sexual vulgarity.

"Assclitsax0r!"

by N4rF February 9, 2003

assclown

In the MMORPG Everquest, an assclown is someone who get's themselves killed due to a creature turing around during the last moments of a fight when the creature is using the ability enrage.

Giddy is an assclown.

by GiddyEQ June 27, 2006

assalanche

When you have to poop so bad, that your ass hole just opens up and the poop flows out.

Rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to poop she had and assalanche.

by Lucas N. May 5, 2007

No Talent Assclown

MARK

Anyone named Mark whose last name begins with ANY letter of the alphabet...Especially "W"! Mark W. sounds like a No Talent Assclown.

by 2Charmin September 30, 2008