19 Assault Rifle

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE REFERENCE

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Guy 1: 19 Assault rifle .

Guy 2: * gets down on his knees and starts sucking his cock *

by not yema L October 13, 2021

Assburger

The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.

(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.

by carebear12345 September 19, 2009

Asscum

when you cum in a girls ass and face

Alex: did you Asscum Lily last night
John: Yes

by Hammong Main March 11, 2021

Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.

Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.

by PatGuitar October 19, 2010

Iced Tea Assault

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.

I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.

by Trilly May 2, 2006

assbulb

a person or persons who spend their whole time sitting around on their asses; Couch Potato

Yo, look at that assbulb just sitting around like he doesn't have bills to pay.

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

by DocP October 21, 2006