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Ashley

The type of name you think of when you think of farming. She is one of the most caring people you will ever meet and will be by your side one hundred percent of the time. She always appreciates fucked up jokes and will make you laugh all the time. She always says sorry for everything even though its not her fault and is always trying to take the blame. She is one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet and shell deny it every time.
Bob: Hey Ashley, why are 911 victims such good readers?

Ashley : I don't know, why?

Bob: Its because they go through 80 stories in 6 seconds!

Ashley: Bob that's fucking hilarious! Well I've got crops to tend to, I'll see you tomorrow!
by MemeMaster2090 March 30, 2019
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Ashley is a stupid psycho cunt who is rude to her friends for no reason and has no concern for anyone else but herself and that ugly ass dog she forces everybody to pet. she is truly the trashiest trash of the earth and even the maggots that will eat her gross pig body will know she's useless through and through.
by MARYGRACEBUCKNER November 30, 2022
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A brunette with brown eyes, tall loves to run. Has a passion for figure skating and music. Runs cross country like a champ and always has her friends back. Will be shy at first but once you get to know her she is the loudest most funny and hyper person you will ever meet! She is a bad ass bitch when you mess with her friends and will do anything for them. Loves art and loves everyone. ALLLLL the guys want her but she will only like the person who is right for her. She is picky with guys so be careful with her. She hates full attention.
Ashley is the type of person you wanna be friends with!
by I_love_u November 7, 2017
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Sweetest girl you’ll ever meet, always has a smile on her face and enjoys making people laugh and loves laughing. Super cute and athletic, everybody loves her!
I love Ashley so much!! She’s so sweet
by yoyotohahsha February 2, 2018
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sexiest mf to walk the planet, doesn't get enought credit and doesn't see their self worth but is working on it
dude ur such an ashley
by he!!o hum@n$ November 24, 2021
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A cute and funny girl who will always make you laugh by telling hilarious jokes. Sometimes she even tells jokes that make herself to look bad just to make you happy. And Ashleys are usually obsessed with hot chocolate and will do almost ANYTHING for it. If you get good food or drinks, share it with Ashley, or you will regret it for life.
Look at Ashley, so funny!
by Cheese Tigers April 25, 2017
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its a dude. gets mistaken for a girl cause of HIS name. its a guy. has a nutcracker son. his dog is an absolute unit and is fat as fuck. Ashley always wears hunting hats while he watches gravity falls. did i mention he is of male gender? yeah he is. prick. gf is companion cube.
liberty: oh god its ashley
lilly: oh god oh fuck hes gon try and steal our bread
by meatymans August 18, 2019
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