When you get so drunk you got down to take a dump. Stand up throw up twice on your fresh poo then flush. And while washing your hands you set your hair on fire from a candle on the bathroom counter.
by Valley red January 20, 2024

by Derper=Shit November 22, 2021

a song to summon different breeds of animals
most easy to sing in a special stance with youself standing without your legs spread at shoulder high and hands on your hips
most easy to sing in a special stance with youself standing without your legs spread at shoulder high and hands on your hips
by jred chu≠ June 27, 2024

A girl who farts and sharts but at the end of the day turns out to be the prettiest girl on the planet that I am so excited to marry now.
Yo, I'm sure that broad over there is finna fart on you and shart on your kitchen floor leaving you Arielled.
by anonymous December 31, 2023
