Angry Minge

A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.

It should be approached with caution.
She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.

Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
by iron woman March 25, 2010
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Angry Orangutan

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.
Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
by santos kid August 26, 2019
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angry diarrhea

extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum
Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.
by thejaber January 14, 2011
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Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.
Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
by emosheep March 26, 2011
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Angry Pinnochio

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.
Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!
by Vurtax June 06, 2010
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Angry Angel

When a man throws a woman from a large height during intercourse and then ejaculates on her from above.
Scottie: "Dude, Jenny and I were going at it in my bed last night, but she wouldn't let me finish inside her so I got pissed and pulled an angry angel on her."

Reggie: "Oh, so that's why she's limping today."
by bayareaconductors November 22, 2009
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ANGRY TURDS

When you poop so hard the turd bounces back and hits you in the ass.
Man that taco bell drive through gave me a case of angry turds. I think I bruised my butt!
by The Sikness October 11, 2013
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