Angry Orangutan

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.

Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.

by santos kid August 26, 2019

Angry Blowfish

The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.

You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.

Dude did you see Jason? He angry blowfished that guy last night.

by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016

angry diarrhea

extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum

Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.

by thejaber January 16, 2011

Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.

Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!

by emosheep May 5, 2011

Angry Pinnochio

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.

Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!

by Vurtax June 6, 2010

Angry Angel

When a man throws a woman from a large height during intercourse and then ejaculates on her from above.

Scottie: "Dude, Jenny and I were going at it in my bed last night, but she wouldn't let me finish inside her so I got pissed and pulled an angry angel on her."

Reggie: "Oh, so that's why she's limping today."

by bayareaconductors November 22, 2009

The Angry Bird

Commonly mistaken for the popular video game. This activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to pass the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the 'bird' at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. One should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.

I was bored in the car so resorted to playing 'The Angry Bird' with my brother.

"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"

"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."

by TheAsianInvasionnn November 21, 2013