A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.
It should be approached with caution.
It should be approached with caution.
She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.
Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.
by iron woman March 25, 2010

An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..
I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
by Snootamaker November 27, 2018

by thejaber January 16, 2011

Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
by emosheep May 5, 2011

(Girl Revenge) Where the girl grabs her mans dick while its hard and bends it at the middle causing massive pain; Breaking his boner.
Officer: You're under arrest for the assault of this girl.
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!
Dude: Officer she gave me an angry pinnochio!
Officer: Son of a bitch! You're off the hook!
by Vurtax June 6, 2010

When a man throws a woman from a large height during intercourse and then ejaculates on her from above.
Scottie: "Dude, Jenny and I were going at it in my bed last night, but she wouldn't let me finish inside her so I got pissed and pulled an angry angel on her."
Reggie: "Oh, so that's why she's limping today."
Reggie: "Oh, so that's why she's limping today."
by bayareaconductors November 22, 2009

Commonly mistaken for the popular video game. This activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to pass the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the 'bird' at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. One should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.
I was bored in the car so resorted to playing 'The Angry Bird' with my brother.
"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"
"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."
"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"
"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."
by TheAsianInvasionnn November 21, 2013
