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The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
by zhboarder July 22, 2013
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rented by the hour

The line originally comes from the musical Cabaret’s title song. It is used as a metaphor for sex work.
She wasn’t what you’d call a blushing flower
As a matter of fact she rented by the hour
by bimiserables June 4, 2022
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vodka hour

The volume of alcohol which can be consumed within one hour.

Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.
Guy 1: "Dude, we've drank a lot of Red Bull, how much vodka will it take to even it out?" Guy2: "A quarter of a vodka hour I reckon"
by vodka drinker March 18, 2011
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goosh hour

That period in any movie where a film maker does not want to showcase plot, characters, or even world building, but showcases their special effect budget.
"OMG, That fucking goosh hour in the Avatar movie so pointless"
by Zura79248 January 3, 2017
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Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008
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hot hour

a regular span of time (one hour)
Wow, it's been a hot hour in traffic.
by Juiceice August 13, 2018
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Happy Houring

The action of going to happy hour (bar, restaurant, etc.) with others in an attempt to get discounts on food or drinks from said establishment.
We went happy houring on Wednesday night and got cheap fries.
by brownbaglunch April 14, 2021
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