a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.
"that guy is such an albert."
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Get the fatter than albert mug.The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006
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by WoRd! June 12, 2005
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by adviento. May 18, 2008
Get the Albert mug.Alternate definition for ac slater or ac slatering. The act of defication while facing the wrong way on the toilet, similar to the way Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater used to sit in chairs in school and at The Maxx on Saved by the Bell.
I really had to drop a deuce, but wanted to listen to some tunes, so I busted out my laptop, pulled an Albert Clifford, rested the computer on the bowl, and rocked out to "Friends Forever" by the Zack Attack while I shat.
by Andrew Allerton December 27, 2007
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