Alan

A man who often pulls on his own dick and other peoples to.

your such a alan

by fatdog75 December 5, 2018

do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007

Alana

Very kind, likes to think outside the box with a confident positive attitude. Is excepting of all kinds of people to be her friend. All the guys want her because of her beautiful red hair. She's will definitely make at least 1 inside joke with you.

Guy1: Man, Alana is so cool!!
Guy2: *walks over to Alana* *does secret handshake*
Guy2: what? Where tight, man

by Peggystore June 24, 2017

Alanah

Someone who is related to llamas. Someone who is talented in there own way, and is rather quirky. They are very pretty if not on the outside on the in. She is smart however not nerdy. She is very loud and energetic around friends however to strangers she is extremely shy.

Look at that girl dancing with her friends she must be an Alanah.

by Pigs and donkeys. June 8, 2018

Alana

Alana is a pretty ass bitch . She is very fun , hyper , and usually smokes alot of pot . Everybody loves her but she doesnt love everybody. She is very antisocial and barely likes people. Only some hating ass bitches dont like her cause they wish they were her . All the niggas want her cause she a bad ass bitch but too bad they cant cause she boujiee As Hell .

Alana loves food
Alana is a bad ass bitch

by yourfavoritebitchh June 13, 2018

Alana

To Alana something means to make something completely innocent into something completely perverted.

You are watching a movie. The name Dick Hartman comes on screen, and you hear your friend giggle. You look toward them and say, "Bro, you just Alana'd."

by APHUSUKfanforlife November 9, 2011