Aborted Fetus

The act of getting a bloody nose while having sex, and letting it bleed all over your partner.

I loved it when my boyfriend rich gave me an aborted fetus

by Ivan Girderboot April 29, 2005

Survived Abortion

Noun~Complete waste of human life/oxygen

What a tool, a complete Survived Abortion. Why does that kid insist on living?

by MaxGH October 29, 2006

Failed abortion

A Failed abortion is something that happened to your mom you are the definition of this word

Wow that guy is a Failed abortion
you: cries internally

by BrettTEM May 20, 2019

Mexican Abortion

When little tan Mexicans beat their Pinata sticks against the stomach of a impregnated woman, forcing the baby out of the womb.

"Ow that Mexican Abortion hurt"

by HaleyANDYSON April 7, 2010

Polish abortion

When a man kills his pregnant wife or girlfriend primarily to prevent the birth of the child.

A decomposing body discovered in a drum of acid in a man's basement was found to be that of his pregnant wife. His neighbors joked that he'd given her a Polish abortion.

by criminal117 October 29, 2010

shotgun abortion

The act of aborting a person with a shotgun. This is not confined to shooting the gun, as the butt of the gun is also useful to perform the abortion as well.

The use of this term is found primarily in First Person Shooters such as the Halo series and the Call of Duty series. A person will defeat a player using a shotgun and proclaim the victim to be "shotgun aborted".

"Shotgun abortion's are very effective in keeping Darwinism alive."

"I am a doctor of shotgun abortion. Do you need an abortion performed?"

by jimshotgunwilliams March 21, 2010

Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

by loldongs34 March 25, 2009