mike ashley

Mike Ashley is a fat cockney bastard. He loves to shag Dennis Wise and will suck you off for a pound. He is foaming because Amanda Staveley spent £40 of his money on a curry. He has to change his shirt every half our coz he’s fat as fuck the smelly bellend

Mike Ashley is fat as fuck

by Rafasmags January 17, 2018

Ashley Purdy

(noun) - sex god; bassist of Black Veil Brides; owner of Purdy Porn; actor, featured in several Dennis Westower tapes

Him: Oh, did you hear about Ashley Purdy?
Her: Yea! He just became president of the world!
Him: Oh I was talking about his new Purdy Porn

by Cannibal Clark May 15, 2011

shitty asshole

someone who gives you a really hard time and is acting like a complete jerk, twerp, and scumbag

"That guy, Jeremy has been getting on my nerves. He's such a shitty asshole!"

by Loisbois82 January 26, 2008

asshole friend

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.

Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.

by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008

klein asshole

In mathematics, the Klein Bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e. a surface (a two-dimensional topological space), for which there is no distinction between the "inside" and the "outside" of the surface. Its inside is its outside. It contains itself. A Klein bottle is a theoretical entity that exists only in 4 dimensions.

A Klein Asshole, aka Kleinhole, is someone who's assholishness has engulfed them to such a degree that it is no longer possible to tell where the Asshole begins or ends. As opposed to the Klein Bottle, Klein Assholes are very real and exist in 3 dimensions and are all around us.

Those guys from <rival town> aren't just assholes - they're fucking KLEIN ASSHOLES - EVERY ONE OF THEM.

by bdrcm July 26, 2006

Asshole Tax

Clothes, food/drinks, music, DVDs, books and/or other miscellaneous gear that is left behind for the taking after a friend or significant other unexpectedly disappears.

That's a cool bike! Where did you get it?
Oh, Zack left it at my house before he suddenly broke up with me.
Are you going to give it back?
No, I'm considering it Asshole Tax.

Hey! I like your hat!
Thanks! It was Gina's before she became a bat shit crazy bitch and stopped hanging out with me.
Oh sweet, so it's her Asshole Tax.

by MoreAdventurous July 11, 2011

Ashley

Someone who loves Apples. But seems to always claim to hate them, even if they are eating one.

Me: How's that apple?
Other Person: I hate Apples *Eating an apple*
Me: You're such an Ashley.

by *Insert Unused Name Here* June 19, 2013