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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
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bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Ayden: I can’t believe it, nicole left me for another guy but I guess bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
Harrison: yeah man she was a bitch
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Shit in a bag and punch it

A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.

Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.

Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.
Patty: Did you know that Marsha is a contract killer?

Welma: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!
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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006
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Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"
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Who shit in a cup and made you king?

Also like what crawled up your ass and died.
Example should include the word "Who shit in a cup and made you king?"
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