Alyssa

A language developped throughout Canada. The language was initially started in a small Saskatchewan town, but did not become official until it reached Ontario. The language has been shared throughout Saskatchewan, Ontario, and Alberta.
The language itself consists of words that are non-existant in English, or a form of slang to English vocabulary. The language is most commonly used with wide hand gestures.

Nom - Eat, snack, food
Bocker - Chicken
Frugen - Frick, a term for greatly annoyed or upset
Sok - "It's okay"
Burb - "Be Right Back"
Curious - A term for a sexually related question

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"They should teach Alyssa in school, it would make it so much easier to understand you."

by S_S_Minno April 2, 2009

Alyssa

Short

Alyssa is short

by Big_booty_clapper_69 March 1, 2020

Alyssa

The most hood rat girl you will ever meet. She's a krunk motherfucker and is always ready to turn up.

Dude 1: woah have you seen Alyssa
Dude 2: yeah she's a real snazzy catch
Dude 1:Yeah i text her on the daily she's so gangsta
Dude 2:I chilled with her at a party and it was mind blowing

by mrpdiddy November 6, 2014

Alyssa

The kinda girl that loves blood and would do anything to rip ur stomac out

Alyssa. Loves blood

by Wiwiwjansnwmwksks March 23, 2017

Alyssa

A girl that is always mad or sad. Always trying to fight someone. Always having beef with everyone. Sleeps through every class.

Alyssa is always asleep.

by Urfavwhitebitch July 3, 2017

Alyssa

A three-legged, retarded, baby hippo who says awkward things at inappropriate times.

Oh Alyssa, you and your pootenanny and shennanigans

by pootennannyier November 28, 2010

Alyssa

Actual Spawn of satan. Generally abusive in most ways. Often seductive an rude. Into BDSM. Will try to convert you to her ass eating ways

Stay away from her, she's an Alyssa

by Haroldthellama December 16, 2017