TOM

Time Of Month.

Wow! Its her TOM!

by mofo ninja October 31, 2011

Tom

midget with a tiny dick

He has a small dick he must be a tom

by Blasianant March 21, 2017

Tom

A fit guy who has an enormous willy also Kallan has a todger

Tom thinks Kallan really has a huge willy

by Bobbross-1 May 19, 2018

A Tom

A fantastic drink consisting of two parts Labatt Blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around. Add the whiskey into half drank aluminum can and swirl till satisfactory. Popularized by Vermont Tom.

Tom: Ohhh What ya got over there
Drinker: A Tom
Tom: Oh I see now! HAHAHEHEHAHEHE

by Greyfoxfan August 7, 2012

Tom

Tom is a very gay child who thinks he is black. He has a small penis and no one really likes him. A tom ussaly has a crush on someone who he can not get over let's all just get it toms a faggot. Tom also like doing gay shit like putting his tiny penis on small places and ribbing peoples legs.

Wow that guys smashing his dog he's such a tom.

by Tomisgay101 November 9, 2017

Tom

A confused English boy with no sense of humour,horrible colour hair and useually have a strong scent (not a good smell) following him around. They do not have many friends and are always looking for hot girls who do not see any point in them.

Girl 1: did u see that boy that boy in town the other day?

Girl 2: omg yeah he was wierd

Girl 1: I agree he was being such a tom!

by Awsomness@2005 February 5, 2018

Tom

A retard

You are such a Tom

by Itz a me February 1, 2018