Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage

Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce

by Arandombrit September 6, 2021

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.

Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”

by QueenScottyRoad September 4, 2021

Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.

"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"

by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.

"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"

by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023