Crispy Critter

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon

Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

by Coyote airsoft April 10, 2023

Crispy Chimney

- See Creamy Chimney

It's essentially the same as the creamy chimney, but the cigar is inserted backwards.

She screamed in ecstasy when she experienced the burning sensation of the crispy chimney.

by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009

Crispy cum

The Cum dried on your bedsheets after a really nice fuck

Ya me and Julia did it so good there's some crispy cum left

by Yote Yourself February 25, 2019

hekka crispy

when you stroll down the block with all yo homies you see somethin lookin mad guud, yo be like AYO DAT WAS HEKKA CRISPY

yo airbud was lookin fly wit dem basketball moves yoo. skillz be hekka crispy

by jellymane April 11, 2010

Drop a crispy

Euphemism for pooping.

"I just dropped a crispy."
"I need to drop a crispy."

by pseurrie December 27, 2011

Crispy Lincoln

1. fresh five-dollar bill
2. about onefitty more than treefitty

It only costs a Crispy Lincoln to get into the frat.

by Cornell Dollar November 14, 2011

Crispy Lips

Arron Carter, likes to say his name with three A’s, sounds like triple A battery’s

Crispy Lips is a left bench in football

by 21 Chode January 4, 2019