Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.

What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker

by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022

Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.

Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.

by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

slow-fast

When you are using a lot of energy and feel like you should be moving fast, but you're still moving slow.

"Man, I was walking home today and I was goin slow-fast."

by Xur November 8, 2017

Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 24, 2010

Slow-witted

Your brain moves slow mentally

2person- how do you spell slow-witted

person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted

2person- what does slow-witted mean???

by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017

slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

by Krkič June 24, 2019

Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

by itsM3a November 23, 2022