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Nolan

hes whiny. hes also very pale, pasty and has middle part and its concerning. hes chill so no beef (my friend likes you, Nolan.
person 1: oh look its NOLAN
person 2: wowza hes PALEEEE
person 1: realll
by CoolKidMama123 March 5, 2024
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Nolan

not real

he teleports!
saVannah: nolan isnt real
justice: ikr
saVannah: omg he teleported
by 562emooo March 16, 2022
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Nolan

Hey guys” Says nolan “Shut the fuck up” Says everyone
by ihatenolans123 August 8, 2021
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Nolan middle school

In a town named Lakewood ranch it’s listed a a school but there are a bunch of f school level 10 people at least every day are in iss bathrooms have people vaping left right and center people have sex in the bathroom near by
by anonymous September 2, 2022
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Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.
by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023
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nolan ! !

one of the best people ever, i love you sm and i wish you the best, you are enough and you are literally stunning even though i don’t think i know what you look like <3
by ahahsudbdudh May 28, 2021
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Nolan

A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
by Notracistbro January 31, 2024
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