Ned

He's a real nice guy, literally EVERY single definition of him is that he's the guy version of a chav but he's actually really nice, he's loyal and gives really good advice and also he will LITERALLY BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE EVER HAD. he likes cheesy romantic stuff and is really funny, he makes everyone laugh even if the joke isn't funny.
He's also probably gay

Person one: oh wow did you see ned?
Person two: yeah man I was just laughing with him he's so funny

by Ohwowie April 13, 2022

Ned

Jake

Jake is a Ned

by anonymous November 2, 2021

in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned

omg hi in the ned

by zay<3 March 26, 2022

Ned

Ned Leeds, CEO of Sex

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"

by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022

ned

everyone runs away from ned , especially girls.

" ew here comes ned take cover! "

by bigbigballs February 14, 2022

Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran

"Look that's Ned Sheeran"

by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022

Ned

Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.

Boy that Ned over there sure is scary

by lgkhf May 14, 2021