ned

neds are gang members but are youths and not as hard. they blast loud edm music. they'll fight anyone but the minute the polis come they cry. most come from the glasgow area but smaller populations have been observed in falkirk and edinburgh.

*loud edm music*
oh shit neds

by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023

Ned

Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.

Boy that Ned over there sure is scary

by lgkhf May 14, 2021

Ned

Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent

Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses

by Garbooooooo May 27, 2021

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

filthy ned

the act of having relations with a girl and her mother in the same night

Did you see darragh done a filthy ned

by redsauce77 April 24, 2023

Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

Ned

A Ned will change the world in a positive way.

He’s born a Ned

by -iiqhbqb November 22, 2021