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5 cereals

A "Prank" to squeeze someones penis and ask them to mention the name of 5 cereals. After they have mentioned 5 cereals, you are suppose to stop squeezing there penis.
(this prank originally was created in SMC)
Raidan said "yo lets do 5 cereals to Owen, he is gonna scream so loud"
"Don't you dare do 5 cereals to me"
by the hussler May 12, 2016
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December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
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the letter 5

the letter 5 i5 my favourite letter ever in the whole world 5o 5ome people think that 5 i5 s but it i5 not 5 i5 much better
the letter 5: i5 my 5oup ready
by nyancadz April 19, 2017
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mazda 5

A tiny mini minivan imported from japan to replace the mpv built with mostly the same drivetrain as a mazda 3, for the moms not ready to be a full blown soccer mom
Its not a mini van its a mazda 5
by dsm rice February 28, 2015
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5 0

1. A cop. This term is used when the cop is coming after you. Avoid cops at all costs, they are out to get you for something you did or did not do.

2. A grind done on a skateboard when one truck is on the rail, and the other is raised above.
5 0, 5 0, scatter!

Pack your shit, we're going to Canada. That 5 0 just busted our crack house.

Shit, did you see that 5 0 grind he did down that rail?
by rickky November 18, 2005
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May 5

May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
by Wearecoward October 19, 2019
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5 seconds

5 seconds

How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you

The baby an excuse

Hahahaha

Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something

Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough

5 seconds

Lmfao

What a sket

All your defs

Pure lies

Unless of course

Twin flame had his arm around you

If so … apologise

Have a nice life

The both or you
5 seconds



To decide my twin wouldn’t do that

So can’t be mine after all



I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest

Again proving there is no point reading your shit

My eyes don’t lie …

Your words …

A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…

Clever …
by LetsTalkAboutX May 8, 2023
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