by Turtles are life December 4, 2019
Get the December 5 mug.This is the day the biggest foodies are born on. Extroverts, class clowns and the Aunty of their friend groups are born on this very day. Not gonna lie but people born on the 5th October are really hot ;) Quite insecure people, I must say. They can be very studious and playful at the same time.
Someone born in October 5: “I don’t like how I look :(”
Everyone else: “You’re insecure, don’t know what for”
Everyone else: “You’re insecure, don’t know what for”
by keehoho August 31, 2020
Get the October 5 mug.National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
Get the December 5 mug.A game that has an overrated mode called GTA online, it is a game to jack off to strippers and for 14 year olds to ejaculate for the first time
by Tbirder October 2, 2021
Get the GTA 5 mug.1. A cop. This term is used when the cop is coming after you. Avoid cops at all costs, they are out to get you for something you did or did not do.
2. A grind done on a skateboard when one truck is on the rail, and the other is raised above.
2. A grind done on a skateboard when one truck is on the rail, and the other is raised above.
5 0, 5 0, scatter!
Pack your shit, we're going to Canada. That 5 0 just busted our crack house.
Shit, did you see that 5 0 grind he did down that rail?
Pack your shit, we're going to Canada. That 5 0 just busted our crack house.
Shit, did you see that 5 0 grind he did down that rail?
by rickky November 18, 2005
Get the 5 0 mug.May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
by Wearecoward October 19, 2019
Get the May 5 mug.5 seconds
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
5 seconds
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
by LetsTalkAboutX May 8, 2023
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