Clusterfuck

When a local outbreak of Covid-19 occurs throwing you into lockdown. Particularly in the week leading up to a long weekend.

Damn! It’s a long weekend and there’s just been another COVID-19 outbreak and now the government is putting us into lockdown to prevent the cluster from spreading. We’ve been “clusterfucked”

by Rayray_971 June 2, 2021

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A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

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Clusterfucks

The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.

Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy

Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order

Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich

America is full of clusterfucks!

by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025

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Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is something bad, but on a whole new level. It is a mess on a scale that makes you contemplate about how you ended up in this situation. It can also be used to just express dissatisfaction at something.

“The world is such a clusterfuck! It’s all going to hell”

by TotallyNotNull June 19, 2025

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