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Nerd

1. One who is intelligent
2. One who is into computer games
3. what you call someone when you're bullying someone
Omg he is such a nerd!
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Nerds

People that think there are smart but not. Also people that watch Star Wars and People that read Books when they poop. Usually are virgains at the age of 40.
You are a Nerds for looking this up
by Der Mom March 21, 2019
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nerd

a cute compliment that makes anyones heart uwu (unless it’s used to hurt you obviously)
goodnight nerd <3
by gægorl November 10, 2019
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Nerd

They are the people who complete the universe. Their commitment and passion (specifically directed towards comic books, movie and TV renditions of superheros and superheroines) beat all odds. They are by far some of the most interesting people you will ever meet. They always know how to start a conversation. They will basically explode your life with amazing and puns and unnecessary catch phrases and constant references
Find a nerd. Your life depends on it.
by whodunitididsoyeah December 11, 2016
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Nerd

I myself a nerd here's the real definition

The things "nerds" are

Smart (duh..) the one part of the stereotype that is true

A geek, geeks are wannabe try hard nerds that don't know jack sh%$

Unathletic for real just because you know about computers (as an example) doesn't mean we can't do sports and shit I myself can bench 200+ lbs call that unathletic I DARE YOU

A dork, I won't even go there because of how far off from a nerd it it

Social outcasts/introverts/the hobbit

We go outside and we can be party animals too so fu+$ anyone who didn't invite the "NERD" to that one college party or something

We dont all wear glasses by the way and tothe people who do it just means you fucked up your eyes grinding on the game your 100 levels farther ahead on that the other shithead reading this

And the list goes on for another 300000000000 pages

Also we prefer the term intellectual badasses

Also to the shitheads who bully nerds for the stuff above he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point or another
Dumbass1 to Dumbass2: look at that nerd over there

Dumbass2: yeah he looks like a dork

So called nerd: *Proceeds to break both Dumbasses neck with gamer fingers
by TheGuyWhoSignsYourPaycheck January 2, 2020
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Nerd

by K9864 December 30, 2016
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nerds

Not necessarily smart, just giving off the impression that they are. Often very sheltered from the outside world, spending whatever time on the internet updating their blogs that no one will ever read. Might also be really, really white due to their lack of sun, pasty almost. Not the most athletic people in the world, often have weird farmer's tans. For the most part wears glasses 24/7 and gets mad or irritated when they are removed or are in immediate danger. Often lacking basic important social skills, leading to easy embarrassment.

Yet with all this negative stereotyping toward this particular group. They will almost always make more money then you will ever make and will almost always have a way hotter wife then you will ever get.
"Look the nerds, there they are! Steal their glasses and take them out in the sun. Give them my homework too!"
by ian-ho July 16, 2008
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