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Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.
"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."
by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018
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Sam

The best person you will ever meet he is so nice and is vv cute
by Chicken15412 July 3, 2018
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Sam

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)

On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.

Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023
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Sam

If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .
Who is she?
Ohh she is Sam she is like a sister to me
by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017
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Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.
Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam
by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021
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Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive
Oh yeah that’s guys a sam
by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023
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Sam

He/she is a wonderful, easy to talk to person, he/she is a good listener and is oftenly very attractive
God Sam is just such a good listener
by Penguin10032016 November 22, 2016
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