pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 5, 2011

Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...

My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...

by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011

50 pounds

A person who bends over, thus offering themself to another.

If you were to see someone in a supermarket who is bending over to pick something up.... 50 pounds.

by Baltic11111 November 6, 2007

pounding the cut

When one spends an hour or more wanking off.

Jimmy was in his room pounding the cut.

by Shamteamsix December 14, 2016

down for the pound

a chicken head who is down to be fucked in her cunt or her ass with as many guys as there is who are wanting to fuck her...

rachel bernardo is down for the pound

by jeff reid June 11, 2006

zo pound

A hatian gang dat resides in souf florida... predominately miami

I represent dat zo pound my nigga

by amp January 11, 2005

ass pounding

1)to have anal sex with a girl

man crystal sure likes to get ass pounded

by Bigjonstud November 28, 2004