Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.

Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.

by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014

blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls

Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there

by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019

Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb

Why are you acting like a pop-tart?

by Fear81 June 27, 2019

Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.

That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!

by Mak attack October 19, 2020

tranny tart

genetic girl's name for tgirl who has sex with other tgirls

"I did'nt know you were a tranny tart!" said in a complimentary way.

by transgenny November 27, 2013

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023