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Chris

Chris is a jock and is usually very very good in the sport that he plays Chris's tend to be fuckboys and jump from girl to girl but girls love to be around him because they know how to talk to girls and make them intrested
Omg Chris is fine let's chill with him
by Seattle kingz July 17, 2017
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Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.
Ah! so you Chris fixed your car
by kwentschair October 28, 2019
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Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021
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Chris

My friend Chris can’t spell Gatorade so he is a dumbass
by Apple juice 1 May 13, 2023
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Chris Keinplan

An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......
yeah Chris Keinplan is a fucking dick
by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017
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Chris Cornell Cocktail

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.
Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck
by whamola99 August 16, 2021
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