titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.
I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!
by Wyatt Gornick November 19, 2015
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pancake titties

Her: Have you looked at Donald Trump's pancake titties? It's like he has tits but are pancake colored
by Average_Fan_Of_Everything February 05, 2024
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exploding titties

When your man tits fill up with tit milk out of no where and you lose your penis so u become a girl, then your tits explode causing you to become a man again... Damn that was an awkward talk with your mom
Once in puberty I had exploding titties
by HentaiGuy69 December 25, 2017
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Big Titty Tea

When the tea is big, important, and JUICY
by SuckMyAshhhhhh October 15, 2019
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Titty chocolate

When you have chocolate on your tittie.
When you are eating a lot of chocolate and you look down and see a little that dripped on your boobie and you just got to lick that titty... Titty chocolate
by JohnTheLongJohn December 18, 2016
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gastropop titties

God damn son look at those gastropop titties.
by Rjmax May 20, 2023
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titty drought

A situation where there is a low chance of coming in contact with any girls or titties.
Jimmy got kicked out of school for misbehaving. His parents decided to send him to an all boys private school. Jimmy was about experience the harshest titty drought in his education.
by Deededeerie May 11, 2016
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