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cabin dick

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.
My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.
by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014
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Judas's Dick

When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.
Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!
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Dick Mace

A noun. A flatulant gas release used to ward off homosexual tendencies near the anus.
Clayton tried to come at me after a few beers, so I had to use my dick mace to get his faggot ass away.
by SlipItInYoMommaSteve December 24, 2016
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Winter Dick

Since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter dick. Which is basically a small dick because it's cold.
Damn this gives me winter dick!
by JaxyBoo November 6, 2017
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Orangutan dick

Tell your dad at the table he will thank you
Hey dad orangutan dick

Dad: really oh :)
by Wood cock June 23, 2020
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dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.
My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know
"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."
by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014
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