cunt london

an insult,a saying when everything is fucked up
popularised by dudley moore and peter cook.
in fact i used this at work so much it became my nickname for a while.

morning cunt london!
the fucking teles broken oh cunt london

by jobbylicks November 16, 2010

Cunt Struck

being distracted by a lady so much that it lands you in a precarious or dangerous situation.

I was so cunt struck, staring at her, that I nearly got run over by a car

My girlfriend came over, I didn't notice her clock me checking out this other girl because I was so cunt struck.

by simo1863 May 3, 2011

cunt toke

The last toke in the bowl of your bong or pipe. It tastes like dead hooker and smells like an old sweaty box.

"here, it's a cunt toke though"

"man do you want the cunt toke"?

by melonlemang May 6, 2008

Cunt Power

The extremist Lesbian feminist's Slogan for social and political advancement

Did you see that Butch-dyke's shirt pin? it said cunt power!

by Alexis Marion October 19, 2008

cunt scrape

A word used as an exclaimation to express disgust, annoyance or discomfort. A reference to the unpleasentness that is a Pap smear.

1: Nick, it's your turn to get the drinks
2: Cunt scrape!

or

Your a fucking cunt scrape

by Bored Aussie January 23, 2006

cunt raven

When a man is eating out a pussy and he rubs his nose in it.

OMG, he was eating me out and he totally cunt ravened me!!

by Gordono October 15, 2004

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008