No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

Busy porn

When people get off on being busy.

“The whole conversation was busy porn… everyone getting off on how busy they’ve been, how busy they are, and how busy they are going to be.”

by MikeJC October 6, 2023

Porn

Something that every teenage boy is watching

“I was scratching my balls and suddenly got horny so I watched some porn”

by Ur dad123456789 January 5, 2021

Gay Roblox Porn

The best thing ever created.

"Sorry dude, I was up all night jacking off to Gay Roblox Porn."

by Santy6767 March 17, 2024

Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!

FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.

by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017

Porn

We’re horny 12 year old kids go because the think there hardcore

Yo me and the boys are watching hot girls on porn

by Lol bru April 20, 2021

porn mouth

when a person watches so much porn that every reference they make, or metaphor, or outward joke invariably is far too sexually graphic and innappropriate regarding genitals specifically in any given environment. therefore, surrounding people take note of that person's porn problem via their porn mouth symtoms. Excessive porn mouth can indicate an incel.

ex. you get a new cat, friends come to meet, that one person who says over and over, 'i love your pussy', like 15 times thinking its still funny. porn mouth=porn all day all the time.

by rebeccaxclass February 21, 2023