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Ring yo pockets

They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.

This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl

Person 2: waIT I DiDNT

Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH

Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-

Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
by Maybe_a_person January 5, 2022
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God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).
Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?
by Cummo January 7, 2022
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Wussy in the pocket

Wussy in the pocket is referred to as “thinking outside of the box”. The word was made in 2014 by twitter user @iawilte._ in a thread
by Oauauwjdndv January 11, 2022
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Pocket Friend

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.
Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.
by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022
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pink bean pocket

1) Food, variation on the bean pocket

1 cup pink beans, drained
6 sausages, unwrapped
4 oz cheddar
1 oz mexican seasoning
1 package crescent roll

Heat + Mix sausage, beans, seasoning in skillet
Separate dough into 4 rectangles, fill, top with cheese, and fold. Press with fork to seal.
Bake 13 to 15 minutes, serve hot.

2) Vagina.
I can't believe how juicy your pink bean pocket was after all six unwrapped sausages were inside! Were they all Italian, or was it a multicultural experience?
by r0b0c0d January 13, 2022
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minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
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pocket fuel

Extra coins or change that you keep in your pocket for later, to fuel future purchases.
Do you have any money for coffee?

Yeah I’ve got a shit tonne of pocket fuel.
by franklyisabella January 16, 2022
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