Michael

Someone who has a crippling porn addiction

Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn

by japohjui8p09 July 10, 2023

Michael McCabe

the banana mike

I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all

by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018

Michael

Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.

Michael you have a stain on your shirt

by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022

Michael Nicht

Best actor in the whole universe

Michael Nicht: Batsen nou.

Michael Nicht: Kappe kutt

by Michael nicht March 5, 2017

Michael Bay

Proper Noun:

A film director who loves to put explosions in the movies he directs

Adjective:
1. Explosion-action fest
2. Mindless actions

"That movie was such a Michael Bay"
"Stop Michael Baying around!"

by Pinayeet January 12, 2020

michael

A Bitch

omg your is such a michael

by 27krell November 22, 2021

Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.

Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.

by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024