K-LUCK

"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.

Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020

k

understood. I do not wish to attempt to express myself further in a text message. If you're feeling self conscious feel free to give me a call, and we can discuss further.

(conversation via text message)
Police Officer: Your Daugter just had a hart attack and plowed into a school bus full of honor role kids. They both tumbled off of a cliff and landed on a poorly constructed orphanage...

Parent: k

by DjHooker May 16, 2023

k-love

never fails to get you right no track

you will suffer without it though

k-love i would give it a 9 plus you can call the prayer request number its not the best though

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Stella K.

stella k is a backstabbing bitch who uses people for their stuff then leaves them in the dirt.

Me: wow. stella is such a bitch.

Maddie: yeah, I thought we were friends but then she just stopped talking to me.

Me: yeah she like to use people and then throw them away. she even tried to do it to me once too!
Stella K. is a bitch.

by someonewhohatespeople June 28, 2018

K

What you text when you are too lazy to actually type “Okay.”

(Text)
Friend: I’m going to the store.
You: k

by Frances_hello May 7, 2018

k dawg

a reel mothafucka

“that dewd, a reel mothafucka, k dawg as fuck”

by kmfdawg September 10, 2023

Nice Arrogant K

Arrogance is a Key to the gateway drunk K.

Nike wants to know of Kris and Austin will wear her special running shoes while drunk on ketamine,,, how nice arrogant k is Nike? Men or easy women...

by Nîke October 21, 2022