fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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fluff your jesus by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

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Doo Doo Jesus

something you say when shit goes fuck

"I just dropped my iPhone. Doo doo Jesus."

Doo Doo Jesus by kriss kross February 29, 2008

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Hairy Jesus

A woman with a hairy vagina

Person 1: Man that woman is sexy

Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus

Hairy Jesus by Eden Whetham August 26, 2008

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Sneaky Jesus

A hidden theme of Christianity in media such as films, music, and novels.

"Wait, this is...DEAR GOD IT WAS A SNEAKY JESUS ALL ALONG!" - Bamboozled Audience Member

Sneaky Jesus by Larry Lizard March 25, 2011

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Hooked on Jesus

Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine

Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus

Hooked on Jesus by Brandybeer July 17, 2006

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Edge jesus

Hunter Romans the best person ever is one.

Hunter: "I'm an edge jesus"
All girls: "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG!"

Edge jesus by HunterTheEdgeJesus February 16, 2018

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sacred heart of jesus high school

A private all girls catholic high school in Lincoln Heights filled with skanks, hoes, and sluts. This school is so needy for students.

Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now

sacred heart of jesus high school by iknowyoursecretss May 4, 2016