Facebook

Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website

Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook

by Mikeyjee August 31, 2020

facebook

an app that boomers and my mom use.

mom: 'let me get a picture of you to post on facebook!'
me: 'who uses Facebook anymore?'

by Hearts_4Jarell November 24, 2022

Facebook

Karen's space of origin

Random dude- Yo you on facebook

Me- Nah bro not on that cesspool of nonexistent logic.

by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021

Facebook

An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot

Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.

Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 April 17, 2012

facebook dog

A coondog blown up to the Facebook world to be larger then life

Willie being bred to Jlo is like a Facebook dog pair made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017