Dead fishing

When a guy is jerking/playing with his dick and is totally soft/limp and attempting to get it up but can't due to drugs, alcohol, etc.

John was so horny after the bar lost night, he was dead fishing for hours.

by Ant1lock July 31, 2025

Dead head

Giving a deceased man the sloppiest head of his life as a sign of respect

Yo I asked my girl if she would give me “dead head” and she said yes

by Jim_sk!nFlute January 29, 2025

dead sancho

When a depressed factory worker accidentally commits suicide via autoeroticism in the bathroom stall at work, and the necrophiliac cleaning lady finds the body and pleasures herself with said dead depressed factory worker.

Poor old Colton, he was the maids dead sancho.

by Hunting for sanity April 3, 2024

Deaded

The process of being killed. To be killed.

The so called, noob, was deaded in Knife Ability Test.

by iiOcularNebula June 7, 2018

Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.

Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.

by Triple B December 19, 2016

dead shi

someone who is a real asshole but isn't worth the trouble of writing the whole thing out.

"man Apeksha is a real dead shi"

by lazybanger December 11, 2017

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

by BrittneyB November 28, 2015