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David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.
Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.
by howtosucdick June 2, 2020
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David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.
person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one
by Pokimidari November 24, 2021
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David

"He broke my heart,,
"His name probablly is DAVID,,
by Oh hi bitch November 13, 2020
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Will David Special

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s breast, licks it up then makes out with her.
Bro, I went to this party and Will David special this bitch. She was totally into it.
by Will David November 27, 2021
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David Miller

He is a music boy that is really smart
You got an award for music!? You must be a David Miller!
by IQ:1 September 12, 2022
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David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.
On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke
by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018
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David

A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(
"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"
by puffy boy November 16, 2022
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