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wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself
the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself
by morting March 17, 2025
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Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched
Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"
by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022
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peace wet mom

Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.
peace wet mom means that someone is with someone’s mom
by Mikel Krist May 30, 2021
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nickers wet

Jump into deep water In shorts Unprepared
I do not want to jump into that river and get my nickers wet My shrit is so preety ?
by anonymous December 22, 2023
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Wetting Down

Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"
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wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.
I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!
by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019
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