Pulling A Tejeda

1) The act of saying your are either going or on your way. Only to bail 45 minutes to an hour later with some random excuse.

2) The Act of telling your boys y'all need to go out and chill to be the one who bails after being the one to set it up.

Examples of Pulling a Tejeda
1) 5:00pm- Bro I'm on my way now wait for me.

5:01-5:59pm no responses to texts.
6:00pm-Bro sorry I can't make it something came up.

2) Monday- Brah we need to go grab some wings or beers on Thursday. Let get there early though like 8:30pm.

8:45 Day of- Brah can't go my (Fill in the space with son, wife, or random family) needs me. We been planned it.

by Pulling A Tejeda January 9, 2017

Pulling an Andy

Not showing up to school to avoid a class you don't like; Ditching school to play over-watch and band-wagoning the Golden State Warrior.

"Damn, Josh is pulling an Andy today because of gym."

by warriorsRtrash January 16, 2017

Pull a Drake

Plan a date, lets you buy an outfit and cancel your plans so you can see me.

Just so i can cancel you to tell you i wanna be the best version of me when i see you...

Imma pull a drake on you

by FoshoLorry January 25, 2017

Pulling a Romney

Making up facts to go along with your argument to impress whichever people you are currently speaking in front of that you are on their side.

" Did you hear that douche Tyler pulling a Romney last night? He was eviscerating the military complex all night with those OWS girls and then those two hot soldier babes came in and he was all of the sudden making up stuff about how the military causes more good than harm and how he wishes he could serve. "

by rarian rakista October 5, 2012

Pulling a Cardboard

Pretending to like something when you actually hate it, when in reality you liked it all along.

That guy was Pulling a Cardboard on that other guy about his favorite character!

by theovert October 10, 2012

Pulling an Eastwood

When an old person inexplicably addresses inanimate objects.

Pulling an Eastwood, grandpa yelled at the Lazy-Boy recliner for not having a job.

by Abe Spago August 31, 2012

Pull a Denzel

To wall in despair. To be at the end of your tether.

To want to vomit, cry and kill yourself at the same time.

"Did you Pull a Denzel last night?"

"Yeah, I was pretty wasted!"

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by http://pulladenzel.com/ September 7, 2012