Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 02, 2021

piko top

a shirt that a basic white girl wears

I'm going to wear my PIKO top tonight.

by Live Well January 25, 2015

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 10, 2018

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 04, 2019

Top shagger

someone who fucks birds, a lot of.

Purth: Hey do you know the top shagger of Bihar??????
Reaper: It's the one and only PeriodEnjoyer!!!!!!!

by Chris_P_Bacon._. April 29, 2024

Top shagger

WillNE

It's that simple

Just willNE

WillNE is the top shagger

by GeorgeMemeulous December 22, 2020

Top shagger

Pee wee brennan

When people talk about top shagger they're talking about pee wee brennan

by Willywonkadoh November 16, 2020