Birds

A small animal that works for the government and is spying on you, making sure it poops on you for a warning that its always watching

The birds work for the bourgeoisie!!!

by That.Birb123 October 14, 2019

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

bird

A person that does something stupid or unnecessary for attention.

He didn’t have to post that screenshot. He’s moving like a bird.

by the guy 22 October 24, 2022

Bird

A bird is a flying animal which includes eagle, blue jay, cardinal and more

I just saw a bird

by Betheed December 14, 2021

Flippin' the Bird

To pull the middle finger upward, as a sign of disrespect.

Dude 1: F You! *Starts Flippin' the Bird*
Dude 2: F you too! *flips the bird*

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You

"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"

by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022

Go Birds

General greeting for any type of event in Philly.

Cashier: Your total will be $20.99
Customer: Thanks, Go Birds

by blondeddlife January 25, 2024