Porn

The best thing to watch on a Saturday night with the boyz

Hey wanna come over this Saturday and watch porn with the boyz?

by penis_licker05 May 26, 2021

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

Porn

Something urban dictionary can't live without.

*Porn exists*

The people of Urban dictionary: It's free real estate

by FoolishBaboon January 20, 2020

Porn

Daily tv for the kids

"The kids are getting annoying"
"stick on some porn on the tv that will entertain them"

by jack bins August 22, 2022

Porn

A sport ya mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, cousin and I are familiar with. Our favorite thing to do as a family

Your mother and i starred in a porno together.

Me and your sister had sex while watching pornography.

Your aunt and I had a conversation on what type of porn we like.

by Jurassic Tits November 24, 2021

Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''

Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''

by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021

Porn

What my boyfriend watches every day.

Me: Oh god why are you watching porn again?

Him: You're not letting me to fuck you.

by anonymous June 6, 2021