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Potato

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.
"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"
by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025
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Potato

The world's most beautiful creation that can be consumed in forms such as french fries and mashed potatoes.
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Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.
“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”
by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025
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Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
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Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.
Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.
by CorgisDie June 3, 2025
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