National fuck Patrick day

Where everyone named Patrick gets fucked mentally or physically and they don’t like it.

“Me”:hey guys u see Patrick over there let’s fuck him it’s national fuck Patrick day.

“Patrick”:oh shit todays national fuck Patrick day I gotta hide.

by Opfhsbs January 5, 2019

National Dirty Chris Day

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender

“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”

by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019

national booty pic day

April 15th

This day is for all them thic girls out there to send booty pics to a deserving male.

Hey girl it’s national booty pic day so you should send me some pics.

by HeyHeyYouYou246 May 26, 2018

National E-kitten day

20 oct.
On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 3, 2023

National kick balls day

On April 5th all woman can kick a man that had done something bad to the woman in the balls for example; raped her, abused her, harassed her etc. men who are innocent don‘t have to worry about getting kicked in the balls.

“Hey it’s national kick balls day! I’m going over to Jacks house how bout you?” “National kick balls day? Jack? What is that?” “Oh well see it’s where you can kick males who have done something bad to you in the balls! And jack well he did something to me so I have to get revenge!”

by x.maknae April 21, 2021

National pop a Titty day

May 5th is national pop a titty day for anyone who asks😧😊

Omg it’s National pop a Titty day akeelah lemme see 😱

by Helloimhere April 29, 2022

National booty pic day

Celebrated in May 2nd, if told about this day, one is required to send a booty pic to the recipient. Rules are rules

Bruh is national booty pic day let’s see it

by GibbyYaBoi May 2, 2019